When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
