just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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