North Korea, Best Korea!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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