She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This baby is an asshole
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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