He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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