So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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