Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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