is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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