come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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