I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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