I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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