I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize