Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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