i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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