I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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