just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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