i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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