No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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