I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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