i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it was like eating out sand paper
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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