So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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