All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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