some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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