She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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