So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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