I think i peed on brittanys purse
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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