his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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