im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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