Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
