I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
handjob tips. give me some.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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