Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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