Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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