Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This is my gift to your gina
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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