I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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