What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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