If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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