Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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