i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just gift wrapped bread.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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