shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just gargled with NyQuil
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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