I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
foreskin is a definite game changer
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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