Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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