you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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