She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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