Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
As shirtless as possible
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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