it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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