Its about making memories worth repressing
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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