Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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