Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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