I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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