Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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