ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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