i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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