hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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