We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
