hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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