people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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