one two three fourrrrnication!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
