Soap is not a condiment
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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