Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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