You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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